Basically, I found this random ass quiz copypasta'd all over FFNet about pairings and stuff. I decided to apply it to WITCH and One Piece, simply because those two are always fresh in my mind, as compared to other stuff. If you guys (meaning Eve and Gracie, Helen if you ever see this) want to do this, you can, and it doesn't necessarily have to be for WITCH or OP. ^^

IMPORTANT: Please, anyone else who stumbles along this keep in mind that the opinions (or rather, freakouts ) expressed about some of these pairings (or threesomes, I've warned you now) are mine and that I mean no offence to anyone who may actually like the ideas that I've stumbled upon. This is just me...being a spaz and an idiot fangirl.

Directions: For each one, list your twelve favorite characters. Then, answer the questions accordingly to how the names and numbers match up.

Remember, this is simply for the fun of it. ^^

WITCH

1. Matt
2. Martin
3. Nigel
4. Caleb
5. Eric
6. Shagon
7. Will
8. Irma
9. Taranee
10. Cornelia
11. HayLin
12. Elyon

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
ShagonxHayLin? NEVER!!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Meh, he’s got the body… But when it comes to Caleb, it’s gotta be more than the looks or I’m just gonna hit the back button and forget about it entirely…

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Els and Irmy??? Not only is that impossible but, eurgh!!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Mmm…ah, sorry. Haven’t really ever found anything sufficient about ‘Ranee. Or RaneexNige for that matter…

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
*retches* You mean before or after Shagy’s sucked all the hate/life out of Marty? Either answer is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
CornyxEric or HayxEric… Hmm…this is a toughy…NOT. HayLinxEric all the way!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Will: Must…erase…image…from…brain…
Elyon: What am I doing…? OH MY GOD!!!
Martin: What’s go- Oh my goodness! I’ve betrayed my Irmy-muffin’s trust! I’m a disgrace! KILL ME!!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Warning: Your request of crack pairing has been denied. Prepare to be incinerated for your awkward CornyxNige requests.
3…
2…
1!
XD

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
MattxIrma? XP Gag me with a spoon. Like I really wanna see the fluff for that…

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Will and Els? No. I refuse.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
O.O WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY WOULD I WANT CALEB TO DO THAT TO MATT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I dunno… (Hey Eve, you read any good TxN fics lately?)

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nah… HayLin stuff is pretty easy to find anyways, so I don’t really need anyone to draw it for me…

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Martin/Caleb/Eric? Somebody stab with a fork…

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Cornelia: I *finally* got the earrings I wanted! Caleb, come look!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Irma…? Hmm…”Ever Blue” from Mermaid Melody. ‘Nuff said…

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Matt/Shagon/Els? O.O *sigh* “On a night where they decide to finally prove which to be the stronger of the two through a drinking contest, Matt and Shagon start thinking about the past of how the feelings of a certain queen once thrived for them.”
But, it’d be platonic most obviously!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Taranee: Our intelligence matches no other! Combined we could revolutionize the universe!
Martin: We MUST reproduce!
You do know this is sarcasm, correct??? XP

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
HayLin: *sigh* Looks like poor Martin’s not getting anywhere tonight. If only Irma’d stop going after all the hot guys and realize the sweetie she’s got right in front of her…

20) How emo is Seven?
You DARE ask me this? If Will were emo of all things, I’d give her a slap across the face and tell her to get her act together, dammit…

Hope you enjoyed that Eve. Sorry if you're confused Gracie, cause I'm not sure if you've ever seen WITCH.

Now, on to OP. Enjoy Runner's utter insanity...

One Piece

1. Zoro
2. Robin
3. Sanji
4. Nami
5. Luffy
6. Vivi
7. Usopp
8. Kaya
9. Franky
10. Brook
11. Ace
12. Hancock

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Vivi with Ace??? Mmm…it could work out… But, no. Not interested. LuVi FTW!!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Nami…well, I guess so. But I don’t swing that way…

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hancock getting Kaya pregnant would have me screaming in horror for ten thousand millennia…

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
No… *sigh* I’m guilty. I really need to read up on our resident SUPA cyborg…

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Robin and Vivi??? Nah, they’d have a better relationship as sisterly figures towards each other.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Luffy/Franky or Luffy/Brook??? Neither. I’d rather jump off of a burning building first…

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
You are one sick-sick questionnaire asking me about how much blood loss poor Usopp would suffer from seeing that. As well as how much sanity I’d lose…

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Never in a million years shall I even let my mind glean over the thought of a Sanji/Brook story…

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Well, I don’t think they go together, but I did once catch a summary for a fic that had Kaya in love with Zoro. But, I don’t think they’d ever go together… They’re too…well, I guess they’re on very separate walks of life and they hardly even know each other… And think of the shock poor Usopp would get to see his beloved Kaya taken away from him! He’s already suffered enough having to see the whole Robin/Hancock fiasco!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
UsoppxHancock? That’d be utterly impossible, seeing as how their personalities have nearly nothing to complement each other. And they’ve never even met dammit… What is it with all these NeverMetShips???

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I’d use a very tactical method that would- Hellz no!!! NO ZoNa FOR ME!!!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I dunno. No one else on my list is probably even interested in OP, aside from Eve, who hasn’t gotten to the Baratie arc yet…

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I wish… That’d make me one very happy Ace fangirl…

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Robin, Nami and Luffy? A threesome? O.O NO!!!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Brook: Laboon!!! We’ve finally found each other!!! Even after all these years, we’re still the same, ne? Well, except for me, I’m just a bunch of bones now! Yohoho! Skull joke!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Kaya…I guess I’d use the SeraMyu song, “I Miss You” to reflect her feelings about Usopp… But, I don’t know who’d be the other guy taking Seiya’s part of the song… Maybe it’d be a sort of shared thing between them? It doesn’t necessarily have to reflect the whole Usagi/Seiya nature of the song…

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Zoro/Vivi/Hancock? Okay… “After a love experiment gone wrong, Zoro finds himself attracting the two women who love his captain the most. What will he do to solve this mess without destroying the hearts of his new admirers and captain? It seems the ship’s archaeologist is all too happy to assist…”
All right, so there was some implied RoZo in there, but ya can’t blame me… *pouts* RoZo beats HanZoVi any day in my book…
Oh God, there must be something wrong with me, ‘cause I’m starting to think of that as a valid story idea, as crack-filled as it may be…

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Brook: My goodness you’re quite the intelligent woman. May I see your panties?
Robin: *stares*
Zoro: You wanna run that by me one more time??? *haki-fies and goes Asura*
Brook: No! Never mind! I prefer all my bones the place they’re in! Yohoho! Skull joke! *runs away*
Robin: *giggle*
Zoro: You’re too lenient with him…

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Ace: “Huh…the girls Luffy’s acquainted with sure are interesting…” *ogles Robin/Kaya*

20) How emo is Seven?
I’m just gonna laugh now. ‘Cause the prospect of Emo!Usopp is just soooo fucking funny…

And there you have it. If this ended up being a huge waste of your time, then, um...sorry. It was all in the name of fun anyhow...

On the plus side (well, for me) tomorrow's my cousin's wedding reception. Needless to say, I ish excited.